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		<title>How to Be a Motivational Speaker (Part 2)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How To Be A Motivational Speaker Tips   Choosing a Topic
Here&#8217;s another one of my tips on how to be a motivational speaker.  Today I talk about how to choose your topic.   Questions? Leave them in a comment below and I&#8217;ll answer them in a video.

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<p>Here&#8217;s another one of my tips on how to be a motivational speaker.  Today I talk about how to choose your topic.   Questions? Leave them in a comment below and I&#8217;ll answer them in a video.</p>
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<div id="attachment_2203" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 180px"><a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/how-to-be-a-motivational-speaker/"><img class="size-full wp-image-2203" title="How to Be A Motivational Speaker" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/be-a-speaker-labelweb.jpg" alt="be-a-speaker-labelweb" width="170" height="170" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">How To Be a Motivational Speaker</p></div>
<p>Learn more about how to be a motivational speaker with my <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/how-to-be-a-motivational-speaker/">audio here</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Hey, this is Brad Montgomery from BradMontgomery.com.  Alright, so here’s the continuing saga, “How to Be a Motivational Speaker.”  I promised you some tips, here comes another one.</p>
<p>One of the big questions I get all the time is what am I going to talk about, what could I possibly talk about?  Well, when you are picking the topic for your keynote, there’s a couple of things I want you to consider.</p>
<p>First, if you’re going to be a professional speaker, not only do you have to be good, but you have to be passionate about something.  So what is it that you are passionate about?  You’re going to be talking and researching and marketing and everything, make sure it’s a topic that you actually love, which is my way of saying, if you think you want to speak on leadership or change or some whatever, I’m saying that’s fine, unless you don’t have passion for it.  So, if you don’t, skip it, right now.</p>
<p>The other thing too is make sure it’s something you’re an expert in.  So, as you’re choosing your topic, what are you good at, what are you already an expert in right now?  So for example, if you work in a hospital and you’re a genius about what’s going on with healthcare, maybe that’s your niche.  Or if you know everything there is about energy or whatever or in my case, if you happen to know everything there is about humor at work, bingo, I’m your guy.  See, I have passion about that; I’m an expert in it, that’s why it’s good for me. What are you going to find that’s good for you?</p>
<p>So, to sum it up, when you’re becoming a motivational speaker, if you’re asking yourself how to be a motivational speaker and you’re wondering about your topic, first, find something you have passion in, second, find somewhere where you have some expertise.</p>
<p>Alright, Brad Montgomery, BradMontgomery.com.   More tips on how to be a motivational speaker soon.  Thanks.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>3 Reasons NOT to Hire A Motivational Speaker</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Motivational speakers are a waste of time.  Let&#8217;s face it, you&#8217;ve heard what they are going to say before they even step on stage.
After seeing hundreds of keynote speeches and gazillions (is that a number?) of motivational speakers, I can save you the time and tell you three reasons why NOT to hire one.
1. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Motivational speakers are a waste of time.  <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1921" title="motivational-speaker" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/motivational-speaker.jpg" alt="motivational-speaker" />Let&#8217;s face it, you&#8217;ve heard what they are going to say before they even step on stage.</p>
<p>After seeing hundreds of keynote speeches and gazillions (is that a number?) of motivational speakers, I can save you the time and tell you three reasons why NOT to hire one.</p>
<p>1.  <strong>Your company president is probably just as funny,</strong> has really great stories that make relevant points, and knows how to keep the audience on the edge of their seats.  Really.  I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s great.</p>
<p>2.  <strong>Why bother?!</strong> You could just <a  href="http://www.google.com">Google</a> some great <a  href="http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/funny-motivational-quotes-widget/">motivational quotes</a> or something and have Duane from accounting read them.  He has a loud voice and won&#8217;t even need a microphone.  And you can spend the money you save on bigger cookies.  (And besides, you&#8217;ll make Duane feel great!)</p>
<p>3.  <strong>Motivation Schmotivation</strong>.   People will do what they want at the pace they want.  And that&#8217;s that.  You can&#8217;t change yourself, and you can&#8217;t change others.  So why not save the headache and watch a Bay Watch re-run?</p>
<p>Ok people.  In case you haven&#8217;t noticed by now <strong>I&#8217;m joking</strong>.  There&#8217;s a famous comparison between motivation and showers:  just because you&#8217;re clean once doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;ll never need another shower.</p>
<p>We all need regular doses of motivation:  and outside paid professional speakers are able to deliver tried and true messages in a way your internal folks will never be able too.  They can deliver crucial info — stuff your organization already knows — in a fresh way that makes them want to get up and go.   Let&#8217;s face it:  your people already have the skills and knowledge to succeed and excel.  But they aren&#8217;t succeeding or excelling.  Why?  Lack of motivation.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m as tired of crappy motivational speakers as you are.  But when  your group is ready for a pick me up, give the president a pass and hire a pro.</p>
<p>Hey, I&#8217;ve got an idea. Hire me!  <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/contact">Go to the contact page. </a></p>
<p>Brad Montgomery<br />
Motivational Speaker, Comedian, Genuine Funny Humorous Speaker</p>
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		<title>Care To Barter for a Motivational Speech?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I worked for the Denver Broncos.   They brought in everybody in the football organization except for the coaches and players&#8230; a surprisingly huge group.
One of the most delightful sentences I heard from them when we talked about my fee was, &#8220;Would you be interested in bartering for a portion of your fee?&#8221;   Heck yeah, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently I worked for the <a  href="http://www.denverbroncos.com">Denver Broncos</a>.   They brought in <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1620" title="broncos1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/broncos1.jpg" alt="broncos1" width="182" height="205" />everybody in the football organization except for the coaches and players&#8230; a surprisingly huge group.</p>
<p>One of the most delightful sentences I heard from them when we talked about my fee was, &#8220;Would you be interested in bartering for a portion of your fee?&#8221;   Heck yeah, I love that question!</p>
<p>In the end, I did a really fun program for some great, fun-loving hard working people who are under a surprising amount of stress.  (When the team doesn&#8217;t win, the entire staff feels it, from the janitors to the receptionists to the grounds keepers.)</p>
<p>And happily, it went really well.   (Check out this video testimonial.)</p>
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<p>But the fun didn&#8217;t end there.  They hooked us up with 5 tickets for a <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1621" title="broncos2" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/broncos2.jpg" alt="broncos2" width="182" height="142" />couple of games, and dressed my wife and kids and I in a ton of Bronco&#8217;s swag.  Jerseys, sweatshirts, hats&#8230; the whole thing.   It was a blast.</p>
<p><strong>What&#8217;s my point?</strong> If you&#8217;re booking motivational speakers and have something to trade, ask!  Perhaps you&#8217;re a hotel property, or you make fancy furniture, or&#8230;. you&#8217;re a professional sports franchise.   You might not be able to barter away the entire fee.  But, like the Broncos, they got an easy discount and I was thrilled to trade.</p>
<p>Fees for speakers are all over the place.  And my fees in particular flex <img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1622" title="broncos3" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/broncos3.jpg" alt="broncos3" width="182" height="155" />wildly because what I offer my clients flexes wildly depending on what outcomes they are after and how serious they are about lasting change.</p>
<p><strong>But one thing is certain:  barter is cool</strong>. It&#8217;s fun. And if often makes sense for both of us.  Not sure if it is for you?  Just ask. </p>
<p>Are you looking for motivational keynote speakers?  Care to barter?  Or not?  I&#8217;d love to be your guy. <a  rel="dofollow" href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/contact"> Go to the contact page.</a></p>
<p>Cheers,<br />
Brad Montgomery<br />
Colorado Speaker, Bronco Fan, Lover of Bartering</p>
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		<title>If you&#8217;re good, you&#8217;re good.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my newest friends just happens to be one of the best motivational speakers in the land.George Walther is a Certified Speaking Professional (as am I) and is a member of the Speaker Hall of Fame (I’ll be there only in my dreams).
He has a ton of experience, is the author of  a handful of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of my newest friends just happens to be one of the best motivational speakers in the<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/georgewalther.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1244" title="georgewalther" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/georgewalther.jpg" alt="" width="119" height="119" /></a> land.<a  href="http://www.georgewalther.com/">George Walther</a> is a Certified Speaking Professional (as am I) and is a member of the Speaker Hall of Fame (I’ll be there only in my dreams).</p>
<p>He has a ton of experience, is the author of<span>  </span>a handful of business books which have sold who knows how many gazillion copies, and is generally a “big deal” in the professional speaking world.</p>
<p>I was just at a convention in <a  href="http://www.arizonaguide.com/">Arizona</a> for the <a  href="http://www.nsaspeaker.org">National Speakers Association</a> and spent some time hanging with George.  What struck me is that in a room filled with plenty of ego (trust me…professional speakers are not short of this commodity) George is <em>the</em> guy that would win “Most Like My Neighbor.”   In other words, in spite of his impressive accomplishments, he is totally down to earth, kind, easy to be with, and well — funny.</p>
<p><a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/georgewaltherpabst.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1246" title="georgewaltherpabst" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/georgewaltherpabst.jpg" alt="" width="272" height="204" /></a>But this comes as no surprise.</p>
<p>Iin every industry  the most qualified people are also the very ones who are easiest to like.  And the pompous, self-important jerks are more likely than not to be insecure snobs who often can&#8217;t back up their bluster with skill.  </p>
<p><strong>What’s my point?</strong> <br />
If you want to act like a big deal, consider doing the opposite.<span>  </span>Don’t tell us about your credits, your experience, and your prestigious clients.<span>  </span>Just be yourself, and your professionalism will shine through way brighter than if you “act” the part of the pro.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><em>[Hey George! I know you’ll read this:  don’t let this go to your head. I happen to know you like Pabst Blue Ribbon, and with questionable taste like that you clearly have at least some things to learn. : ) ]</em></p>
<p>Cheers,</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Brad Montgomery<br />
Motivational Speaker, Fan of George Walther, Fellow Drinker of Pabst</p>
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		<title>I Broke ALL of the Parenting Rules.  (And it was fun!)</title>
		<link>http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/11/27/speaker-on-heelys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this funny video where I break every rule in the book.  

Wearing skate shoes is a naughty nasty thing to do in a grocery store.  And no, my kids and I  didn&#8217;t play with them at any Denver, Colorado area Safeway&#8217;s or King Soopers.  No. We didn&#8217;t.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this funny video where I break every rule in the book.  </p>
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<p>Wearing skate shoes is a naughty nasty thing to do in a grocery store.  And no, my kids and I  didn&#8217;t play with them at any <a  href="http://www.denver.org/">Denver</a>, <a  href="http://www.colorado.gov/">Colorado</a> area <a  href="http://www.safeway.com/">Safeway&#8217;s</a> or <a  href="http://www.kingsoopers.com/">King Soopers</a>.  No. We didn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve wanted to try <a  href="http://heelys.com/">Heelys</a> for some time, but was chicken.  I was afraid that I&#8217;d be lousy at them.  I was afraid I&#8217;d never use them and they would sit in my closet mocking me.  I was afraid that even if I did wear them in public, I&#8217;d feel like too much of an idiot to actually &#8220;skate.&#8221;</p>
<p>But like so many things in my life recently, my kids influenced me. They looked like they were having fun&#8230; and I love playing with my kids&#8230; and &#8230; and &#8230; and&#8230;. hello Heelys!</p>
<p>I <em>have</em> used them.  I learned them fairly quickly.  I wear them a bunch.  <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/heelys-video.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1153" title="heelys-video" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/heelys-video.jpg" alt="" /></a>I notice that adults to gawk and gape when I skate, but (perhaps I&#8217;m a fool but) I think they admire me for having fun.  I think they think, &#8220;That looks fun but I don&#8217;t know if I could ever do that in public.&#8221;  I imagine that a few people must think, &#8220;Look at that rolling idiot!.&#8221;  But I also imagine that more people think, &#8220;Cool&#8230; there&#8217;s another adult on those cool skate shoes.. I wish I had the guts to try that!&#8221;</p>
<p>And the cool bonus is that the skate shoes work right into my philosophy I share as a motivational speaker.  Much of what I teach is mental / attitude.  But I also talk about the importance of DOING things that help us ramp up the fun at work.  I hate to mention the &#8220;P&#8221; word  (play) but let&#8217;s face it, it makes sense.  Of course the definition of &#8220;play&#8221; for a business audience is tricky, but the concept is solid.</p>
<p>There is NOTHING more playful than skating through a Wal-Mart.  It is impossible to be bummed about the sale that didn&#8217;t happen, your over-full inbox crammed with emails, and the super-long To-Do list your fretting over.  When you play, our stress goes down, our creativity goes up, and we are better able to tackle whatever comes at us.</p>
<p>My point?  If you want to make your life — and your job — more fun, and if you believe that if you enjoy your work more you&#8217;ll be more productive, than you need to ACTIVELY search out activites that physically engage you in life.  You need to find ways that appeal to you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve found one that works for me:  Heelys.  I don&#8217;t care if you buy these cool shoes or not, but if you don&#8217;t, I ask you this:   What are you going to do today to actively ramp up the joy and fun in your life?  Come on&#8230;. do <em>something</em>!</p>
<p>Brad Montgomery<br />
Motivational Speaker, Parent, Heely Wearer, Rule Breaker</p>
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<p>PS.  Seriously, do not wear these shoes in public.  It is against the rules.  Seriously.  Don&#8217;t do it.  Really.  I&#8217;m not kidding.</p>
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		<title>Hello Starbucks!  (Pro Speaker Silenced!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I&#8217;m guessing that most folks with a small office often use Starbucks as a second office.  I do.  But in this video podcast check out the reason why I HAD to go to this other office.
 
It turns out that as I was returning calls and answering emails for motivational speaker job here in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, so I&#8217;m guessing that most folks with a small office often use <a  href="http://www.starbucks.com">Starbucks</a> as a second office.  I do.  But in this video podcast check out the reason why I HAD to go to this other office.</p>
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<p>It turns out that as I was returning calls and answering emails for motivational speaker job here in Colorado, I was totally silenced.  There was some warranty work <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hellostarbucks.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1098" title="hellostarbucks" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hellostarbucks.jpg" alt="" /></a>that had to be done to correct an error on our house.  We were surprised one morning when two huge guys with jackhammers just showed up and created the symphony of chaos.  (Hurry!  Somebody trademark that&#8230;. what a great name for a band.)</p>
<p>Anyhow, it cracked me up.  Hope you enjoyed the video.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re looking to HIRE a <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com">motivational speaker</a> (with or without the jack hammer) I hope you&#8217;ll contact me <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/contact">here</a>.</p>
<p>Brad Montgomery<br />
Colorado Motivational Speaker, Home Officer, Love of Jackhammers.</p>
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		<title>I Killed A Military Audience</title>
		<link>http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/11/13/military-speaker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Killed in a good way.  In a &#8220;Holy Cow That Speaker Rocked&#8221; way.  As in &#8220;I have never loved my job more than when I was there with that group from the Department of Defense&#8221; way.  
Specifically, I was working with the DCMA &#8211; Defense Contractors Management Agency.  I was hired by a Mr. Charlie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Killed in a good way.  In a &#8220;<em>Holy Cow That Speaker Rocked</em>&#8221; way.  As in &#8220;<em>I have never loved my job more than when I was there with that group from the Department of Defense</em>&#8221; way.  <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dod3.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1116" title="dod3" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dod3.jpg" alt="Mr. Charlie Williams &amp; Commander Dan Seep" /></a></p>
<p>Specifically, I was working with the <a  href="http://www.dcma.mil/">DCMA</a> &#8211; Defense Contractors Management Agency.  I was hired by a Mr. Charlie Williams, their director and a nice man who hired me twice for contracting events for the Air Force.  (Mr. Williams recently changed jobs.)</p>
<p>I always love speaking, but speaking for the military is especially exciting and meaningful.  Especially because we&#8217;re at war, and because their job could not be more serious.  Sure, I enjoy working for corporate groups and associations, and those folks are good people.  But their mission is never quite as life-and-death as my military audiences. </p>
<p>My corporate audiences are stressed out about meeting sales quotas, selling widgets, and their new<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dod.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1113" title="dod" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dod.jpg" alt="" /></a>software.   Military audiences are stressed out because they were just deployed in Iraq or Afghanistan, (or about to be) and are supporting their peers who are there right now.  I don&#8217;t mean to dismiss anybody&#8217;s career or problems, but let&#8217;s face it, our friends in the military are in an especially unique work situation.</p>
<p>By looking at the front of <a  href="http://www.usatoday.com/">USA Today</a> we can easily forget about Iraq and Afghanistan.  But when you walk into a room full of DOD / DCMA folks, you don&#8217;t need a reminder.  These are good folks with a serious job.  </p>
<p>So, what was it like? What did we do?  The first thing I did was to (politely) poke fun at nearly everything they did.  I poked fun at how the top &#8220;brass&#8221; was in the front row, about how they had just sat through HOURS of <a  href="http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/powerpoint/default.aspx">PowerPoint</a> (which they complicated by calling &#8220;Briefing Slides.&#8221;)  I teased them about their unending acronyms, the crazy soap stocked in our hotel rooms, and even about their long (and somehow undescriptive) job titles.  (What does an Industrial Specialist do anyhow?)</p>
<p>In my experience as a humorist and business speaker, the groups that are the quickest to laugh are the groups that need it most.  This group really needed a break;  they were extremely fast to catch on to the<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dod1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1114" title="dod1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dod1.jpg" alt="Check out Her Shoplifting Tag!" /></a>humor. </p>
<p>It is always gratifying to take a group from stressed to &#8220;ready to work.&#8221;  It is always fun to fun to give them tools to use have and use their senses of humor.  And of course it&#8217;s a total blast to make any group laugh until they cry.  But to do this for a group of hardworking cilvilian and military folks who need it most just makes you feel like you&#8217;re the luckiest guy with the coolest job ever. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve heard the words, &#8220;I&#8217;m honored to be part of your team.&#8221;  Heck, I&#8217;ve even said them.  But in this case, <em>I couldn&#8217;t mean it more.</em></p>
<p>Hey Mr. Williams:  thanks so much for bringing me in.  It was great to work for you once.  It&#8217;s MORE than three times cooler to work for you three times.    And to the good folks at DCMA &#8230; you rock!  Keep your chin up, keep the fun-meter on high, and keep up the good work. Your mission is too important to not treat yourself right.</p>
<p>Brad Montgomery<br />
Military Speaker, Fan of the DCMA, Honored to be Part Your Event</p>
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		<title>The Gray &#8220;Laugh&#8221; Line</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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Most folks would agree that there is a fine line between humor and offense. As that gray line is relative, and could be anybody’s guess. What one person may think is hilarious, another group may think is totally off-color and offensive. How can you tell the difference?
Before humor is introduced to any audience, regardless of [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Most folks would agree that there is a fine line between humor and offense. As that gray line is relative, and could be anybody’s guess. What one person may think is hilarious, another group may think is totally off-color and offensive. How can you tell the difference?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Before humor is introduced to any audience, regardless of its size, demographics and culture, you must first research and learn about the people you’re working around. The worst thing that you can do in an office setting is tell a joke or a funny story that ends up alienating more folks than you made laugh. Humor is delicate, very delicate and must be handled as such. Here are some tips and strategies that I have used in my 20 years experience of helping offices to “lighten up”:</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Me Strong!</span></em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Know who the Type A, Alpha Male/Female in the group is. Identify that strong personality and cater to them like nobody’s business! Since this is the person who generally makes final decisions, be sure to stay on their “list” to keep him/her happy. Find out what they like/dislike and their brand of humor style. Trust me &#8211; they have one. You’ve just got to find where it is. This one naturally leads to…</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Take Your Queues from the Head Honchos</span></em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Basically, if the boss doesn’t laugh, neither should you. Sounds stifling? Probably is, but you want a job next week, don’t you? Yes, I know bosses can sometimes be drier than day old toast, but what are you going to do? As hard as it may be, until you find that “happy place” that has your boss hostage, you simply must go with the flow my friends. After a while, it will become easier as you learn his/her humor style, behavior and funny threshold. Just hang in there.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Don’t…Say…That</span></em></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Never, ever, ever, ever under any circumstances tell off-color jokes in a large office gathering. There are times and places for certain jokes and stories, and the office setting may not be appropriate for them all. You can offend, alienate and downright make some folks mad. Save those jokes for the weekend bar-be-que when the boss is not around, k?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">There are a ton of other applied methods that I’ve laid out in my workshops and in my books about workplace humor. As a humorist, I show corporate environments how to lighten things up in the workplace short of locking the boss up in the closet. OK, I’m kidding. Kind of. But what is so unique and fun is finding those strategies that work wonders for <strong>YOUR</strong> office since everyone is so different.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">What workplace challenges does your office face in relation to humor? Do you have one of those “quirky” bosses who finds <em>nothing</em> funny or humorous? How do you work around it?</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Brad Montgomery<br />
Motivational Keynote Speaker, Humor in the Workplace Consultant, Humorist 
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		<title>Top Motivational Speakers Are Fishy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back I spoke at a huge Las Vegas conference for McCormick &#38; Schmick&#8217;s Seafood Restaurants.
I had a ball&#8230;. and let me tell you why.They took the time to coach me about their corporate culture&#8230; which helps me a great deal.  And then, even better, I had a chance to visit with their executive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A while back I spoke at a huge Las Vegas conference for <a  title="mccormick and schmick's" href="http://www.mccormickandschmicks.com/" target="_blank">McCormick &amp; Schmick&#8217;s Seafood Restaurants.</a><a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mccormick2-1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1060 alignright" style="margin: 10px;" title="mccormick2-1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mccormick2-1.jpg" alt="" width="194" height="230" /></a></p>
<p>I had a ball&#8230;. and let me tell you why.They took the time to coach me about their corporate culture&#8230; which helps me a great deal.  And then, even better, I had a chance to visit with their executive chefs and General Managers before my keynote speech.</p>
<p>Better yet,<strong> I ate in one of their restaurants 3 days before my keynote speech</strong>.  I met the executive chef and the general manager.  They let me tour the kitchen and take photos.   (And they treated me and my pals great&#8230;yum!)</p>
<p>[ Actually, there is a cool story there too.  I was there with a few pals who happen to be professional speakers themselves...so some of the funniest ideas came from my humorist pals.  Colorado speaker and humor pal <a  href="http://www.stevespangler.com">Steve Spangler</a> took the photos.  It was a fun night.) ] </p>
<p><a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mslogo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1058" title="mslogo" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mslogo.jpg" alt="" width="142" height="88" /></a>But best of all, I got to hear <em>THE</em> founders ( <em>Mr</em>. McCormicK and Mr. Schmick —  yeah, I know, who knew they even existed!) address the audience for about an hour before I went on.</p>
<p>It was like a gift.   A perfect storm of great info from the right people.  Now, I have to admit it;   sometimes the info I get from my clients doesn&#8217;t lead anywhere.  Sometimes it isn&#8217;t funny.  And occasionally it is hard for me to really tailor what I do for their group.  But in <em>this</em> case it was the total opposite.  It was as though everything I said made it&#8217;s way into the presentation.Even the little details.</p>
<p>For example, when I was in the restaurant I ordered salmon that was cooked <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mccormick1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1059" title="mccormick1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mccormick1.jpg" alt="" width="126" height="147" /></a>on a plank of Cedar wood.  It was delicious. (The fish, not the plank.)  But when I retold the story, and showed (via PowerPoint) a photo of me trying to eat that silly plank, we got the audience rolling.  Then I followed with jokes about the creativity about adding secret ingredients to their dishes&#8230;. like wood.   Again&#8230; more humor.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" title="eating the wooden plank" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/images/mccormicks/mccormick3.jpg" alt="eating the wooden plank" width="216" height="162" align="left" /></p>
<p>I showed photos of me stealing their stuff&#8230;and of me doing their dishes (from my visit to the restaurant that week.)   Trust me&#8230; it was funny.  Best of all&#8230;it was humor all <em>for</em> and<em> about</em> them.  </p>
<p><strong>What&#8217;s my point?  I have two.</strong></p>
<p>First:  if you are looking for motivational speakers, have some long and hard conversations about tailoring and customizing.   Your group — especially in this day of instant <em>everything</em> ‚ will be turned off if the speaker doesn&#8217;t &#8220;Get&#8221; them.   Make sure your speaker does.  Professional speakers who tailor or customize the message for your audience will make that crucial &#8220;connection&#8221; in a meaningful and solid way.</p>
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<p>Second:   From my perspective as a humorist and speaker, </p>
<p>the tailoring is one of the absolute joys of my job.   If I HAD to give the same cookie-cutter presentation every time I might shoot myself.   The real fun is in making sure it is &#8220;just for them.&#8221;  Thanks McCormick &amp; Schmick&#8217;s!   I loved it.  Learn more about my keynote speaking <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com">here</a>.<br />
 </p>
<p>Do  <em>you</em> have an event where you need to motivate and fire up your troops?  </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Think a <strong>funny motivational speaker who can translate humor into business wisdom makes sense?</strong>  Me too.   <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/contact">Contact me here </a>for info about bringing me to your event.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Brad Montgomery<br />
Motivational Keynote Speaker, Humorist, Fan of Las Vegas, and Lover of Fish! </p>
<p>PS. Here is a bootleg video of me as speaking for them in Las Vegas, Nevada.  Check out the customized jokes&#8230;they might not make sense to you, but to THEM they were fun.  (And I had a blast.)</p>
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		<title>One of These Men Will Rule The Free World</title>
		<link>http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/11/03/motivational-speaker-for-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just sent this postcard out to some of my top clients.  I think it is funny&#8230;. after all, if these guys don&#8217;t need a motivational speaker, who does?  Sheesh, I&#8217;ve had some fun watching the campaign, and tons of fun mocking it.  But now I&#8217;m ready for it to be over.
 
Quiz:  Can you tell [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just sent this postcard out to some of my top clients.  I think it is funny&#8230;. after all, if these guys don&#8217;t need a motivational speaker, who does?  Sheesh, I&#8217;ve had some fun watching the campaign, and tons of fun mocking it.  But now I&#8217;m ready for it to be over.<br />
<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/presidentpostcard1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1028" title="presidentpostcard1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/presidentpostcard1.jpg" alt="" /></a> </p>
<p><strong>Quiz</strong>:  Can you tell by these photos who I really support?  <a  href="http://www.barackobama.com/">Obama</a>?  <a  href="http://www.johnmccain.com/">McCain</a>? Let me know (by commenting below) who I support and how you can tell) and the winner will <strong><em>FREE</em></strong> receive a subscription to <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/store/hooked-on-humor">Hooked On Humor</a>.<br />
<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/presidentpostcardback.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1029" title="presidentpostcardback" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/presidentpostcardback.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks Kids.  Either way, we&#8217;re nearly done.   The polls will tell us who will win the election.  Now&#8230;.who&#8217;s gonna win the quiz?  <strong>Take a chance and comment below. </strong></p>
<p>Brad Montgomery<br />
Motivational Keynote Speaker, Quiz Giver, Political Hack</p>
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		<title>What Would You Do? Take AIG&#8217;s Money or Not?</title>
		<link>http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/10/30/what-would-you-do-take-aigs-money-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Washington Post reported that AIG went through with a convention for their top earners.
Lawmakers fumed last week when they learned that the company paid $440,000 for a week-long resort retreat in California for top-performing insurance agents. The expenditure occurred just days after Sept. 16, when the government announced its $85 billion loan. This month, as AIG [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a  href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/15/AR2008101501922.html">Washington Post</a> reported that <a  href="http://www.aig.com/Home-Page_20_17084.html">AIG</a> went through with a convention for their top earners.</p>
<blockquote><p>Lawmakers fumed last week when they learned that the company paid $440,000 for a week-long resort retreat in California for top-performing insurance agents. The expenditure occurred just days after Sept. 16, when the government announced its $85 billion loan. This month, as AIG asked for an additional $38 billion in taxpayer financing, top AIG executives spent thousands on a hunting trip in England.</p></blockquote>
<p>I cannot help to think that they must have had one speaker for that event.  Reward trips <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/aig_logo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-976" title="aig_logo" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/aig_logo.jpg" alt="" width="230" height="125" /></a>often hire motivational speakers and humorists&#8230;so it certainly is possible that one was hired for this event.</p>
<p>So the big ethics question for you is:   </p>
<p>Imagine YOU were hired by AIG.  You see them go out of business&#8230;and be rescued with $85 Billion taxpayer dollars.  You know now that you are no longer being paid by AIG, but the taxpayers <em>via</em> AIG.   Would you take the job?  </p>
<p>Theoretically you&#8217;ve had this keynote on the books for some time, you have turned down other clients who wanted to hire you as a <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com">motivational speaker</a>, and because you&#8217;ve done everything you have been asked to do, you deserve the fee for you speakers services.</p>
<p>But now that it&#8217;s a taxpayer nightmare and Wall Street scandal, would you take the job?</p>
<p>Would ya?</p>
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		<title>If Throwing Fish Makes You Want to Throw Up&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/10/20/throwing-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was recently speaking in Seattle, Washington and had a chance to finally see the Pikes Place Fish Market in action.  (In case you don&#8217;t know it, Humor in the Workplace speakers have turned the Fish Philosophy into a near cliché.) 
As you know (unless you&#8217;ve lived in a cave) the Fish Market is famous for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was recently speaking in Seattle, <a  href="http://access.wa.gov">Washington</a> and had a chance to finally see the <a  href="http://www.pikeplacefish.com/">Pikes Place Fish Market</a> in action.  (In case you don&#8217;t know it, Humor in the Workplace speakers have turned the Fish Philosophy into a near cliché.) <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pikefish1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-899" title="pikefish1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pikefish1.jpg" alt="" width="237" height="177" /></a></p>
<p>As you know (unless you&#8217;ve lived in a cave) the Fish Market is famous for a fun atmosphere  — and for turning that fun atmosphere into a healthy profit.  Tourists and customers gather to watch the fun as the fish mongers literally throw fish, laugh and joke with customers, and generally enjoy their work. The result for the fish market is more than fun and smiles:  it&#8217;s a thriving business.  A world-famous thriving business.   It&#8217;s a totally cool place with a totally cool concept.  (Hey Mom!  I used &#8220;totally cool&#8221; twice!)    It&#8217;s also been beaten like a dead horse.  Ok already!  Throwing fish is fun.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been the inspiration for many a motivational speaker, a series of motivational videos, courses and other products.  If I had a nickel for every time I&#8217;ve been asked, &#8220;Brad, have you heard about the <a  href="http://www.enterprisemedia.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?talent=Fish%20Philosophy&#038;gclid=CMOy9s2etpYCFQhJagodbii_Lg">Fish Philosophy</a>?&#8221; &#8230; I&#8217;d have&#8230;. well, a couple of bucks at least.  </p>
<p>If the thought of reading a blog post about the fish market makes you want to hurl, stick with me&#8230;.I&#8217;m headed somewhere.</p>
<p>Watching the &#8220;show&#8221; at the market reminded me that a fun workplace doesn&#8217;t require funny people.  You don&#8217;t have to be a funny, joke telling manager or leader to create a pleasant work environment.  <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pikefish21.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-903" title="pikefish21" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pikefish21.jpg" alt="" width="237" height="177" /></a>At the Market, I didn&#8217;t see a single comedian.  I didn&#8217;t hear a single joke.  </p>
<p>What I did see was a staff that had been empowered to be (and have) fun at work. </p>
<p><strong>Fun without funny?</strong></p>
<p>Tossing a fish is not funny.  Can you imagine tossing an albacore in your workplace and getting a laugh?  (My guess is that you&#8217;d get a quick visit from HR.    <em>&#8220;Hey everybody, Janeen is just threw a grouper at me!&#8221;)</em></p>
<p>So what was so fun about the fish market if it wasn&#8217;t flying fish? In a word, <strong>the fun was in the work culture</strong>.  They are having so much fun it is infectious. </p>
<p><strong>My point?</strong>  This fish market encourages it&#8217;s employees to have fun.  It makes it safe for them to have fun.  And it rewards them for having fun.  </p>
<p>Nobody is required to be funny&#8230;yet the laughter and smiles are<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pikefish31.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-904" title="pikefish31" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pikefish31.jpg" alt="" width="224" height="168" /></a> ever present.  (It&#8217;s important to mention that in addition to laughs and smiles, the Market is well known for customer service, quality product and a staff that is willing to make every shopping experience a positive experience.) </p>
<p>If you want your work culture to be more fun and funny, remember that you don&#8217;t have to be funny yourself.  You just have to do your part to encourage others to be fun. </p>
<p>Throwing fish not required.</p>
<p>Cheers,</p>
<p><strong>Brad Montgomery<br />
Washington Motivational Speaker, Fish Thrower*</strong></p>
<p>* Ok, not really.  I&#8217;ve honestly never  thown a fish.  A small rabbit** perhaps, but never a fish.</p>
<p>**Yes, I&#8217;m kidding.  (Rabbits wiggle too much to really get a good spiral.***)</p>
<p>***I&#8217;m joking again.  It&#8217;s a bad habit.  But hey, it&#8217;s my job.</p>
<p>****Are you looking for the site above where there  was  &#8220;****&#8221;    There isn&#8217;t one.  This footnote is just a little added bonus joke.   Ha ha.  Get it?  Ok, me neither.</p>
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		<title>Brad @ Microsoft  v. 3.0</title>
		<link>http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/10/07/brad-microsoft-v-30/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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If you think levity and lightheartedness are important to corporate America, join the crowd.  In particular, join the folks at Microsoft Finance North America. 


I worked with this group recently in Seattle, Washington and, like most of my favorite clients, I learned at least as much from them as they learned from me.
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<p class="MsoNormal">If you think levity and lightheartedness are important to corporate America, join the crowd.<span>  </span>In particular, join the folks at <a  href="http://www.microsoft.com">Microsoft</a> Finance North America.<span> <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoftjohnr.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-851" title="microsoftjohnr" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoftjohnr.jpg" alt="" width="182" height="157" /></a><br />
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<p class="MsoNormal">I worked with this group recently in Seattle, Washington and, like most of my favorite clients, I learned at least as much from them as they learned from me.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/2008/10/08/microsoft-speaker-hassled-for-using-mac-laptop/">(Read the related blog entry about my trip to Microsoft)</a></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">I was <em>totally</em> impressed with this organization. (If you read my blog you know that I rarely say that.)</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Why?</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">•<span>  </span>I was impressed with the transparency of the organization.<span>  </span>I was impressed how everything was &#8220;on the table&#8221; …. I heard candid discussions on the recent (and odd) TV commercials, the aborted attempt to buy Yahoo, the fact that Vista’s popularity is lower than they&#8217;d like.<span>   </span>Contrast this openness with many of my other (unnamed!) clients who spend more time instructing me about what I <em>cannot</em> talk about than what their folks need to hear.   [For example, I once worked for a client who had JUST gone through a huge set of layoffs.  <a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoft4.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-849" title="microsoft4" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoft4.jpg" alt="" width="145" height="96" /></a>They forbade me to discuss the layoffs ... as though their folks might forget that 50% of their friends were no longer there and they themselves were worried about their job security.  Oye!]</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">• I was impressed by the people.<span>  </span>They are good people who love their families, work exceptionally hard, and are very loyal to each other and their company.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">• This group was fun loving.<span>   </span>They like each other, and it showed.<span>  </span>They were easy to make laugh.<span>  </span>Ready with fun anecdotes and conversation.<span>  </span>They were a far cry from what any of us might expect from folks who work in the high tech industry for a finance department<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoft3.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-848 alignright" title="microsoft3" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoft3.jpg" alt="" width="100" height="127" /></a>.   Many times I&#8217;ve worked at corporate meetings where people are forced to socialize with each other. It&#8217;s clear that they don&#8217;t want to be socializing&#8230; but they have to be there so they are.  Not so at Microsoft.  Their obvious enjoyment in each other was fun to watch.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">• They were eager to ramp up the fun.<span>  </span>They were ready to share best humor practices with each other and with me.<span> I often have to work hard to break the ice with a new corporate group.  Not this one:  MFNA was ready to laugh from minute one.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">• During my program, I joked about clown noses, and taught a few funny ways to use them at work to handle stress.  We arranged to make sure everybody had a nose to take with them.  As you can see from these photos, they didn&#8217;t go to waste. </p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Near the end of our time together we split into groups and brainstormed ideas about safe<a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoft1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-846" title="microsoft1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/microsoft1.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="152" /></a>ways to create more levity and humor at Microsoft.<span>  [We spend so much of our time at work, it makes sense to create fun. How can we do it?]  </span>We heard a bunch of great ideas…but check out one group&#8217;s very specific ideas about how to increase the levity at the office. </p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span>1.</span><span>       </span><span>Friday Jokes</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>2.</span><span>       </span><span>Laugh at every meeting</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>3.</span><span>       </span><span>Happy Button</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>4.</span><span>       </span><span>Monday stories of weekend adventures</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>5.</span><span>       </span><span>Share embarrassing stories</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>6.</span><span>       </span><span>Dance in the focus rooms</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span>7.</span><span>       </span><span>Dance every time you hear or see a &#8220;GO DO&#8221;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>8.</span><span>       </span><span>Baby picture ID badges</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>9.</span><span>       </span><span>Word Bingo </span><span>_</span><span> </span><span><span> </span>Drowning</span><span> the puppies</span><span> -</span><span> (who ever imagined </span><span><span> </span></span><span>we would here these words together!)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>10.</span><span>   </span><span>Hawaiian shirt day</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>11.</span><span>   </span><span>Match the story to the person</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>12.</span><span>   </span><span>e-flowers/emoticons</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span><a  href="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/nerfguns1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-819" title="nerfguns1" src="http://www.bradlaughs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/nerfguns1.jpg" alt="" width="196" height="196" /></a>But what was my favorite part?<span>  </span>It came 10 days after I left Seattle when I heard that CFO John Rex bought a <a  href="http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-61497-Nerf-N-Strike-Maverick/dp/B0002UP0IA/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=toys-and-games&#038;qid=1222373688&#038;sr=8-1">Nerf Gun</a> to attack his team.<span>  </span>(And, as a follow up, his awesome assistant, Amelia, bought guns for the rest of the team so they could create a defensive strategy.)<span>    </span>”<em>Hey everybody! </em> <em>Let’s buy Nerf Guns!</em>”</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span>Humor, levity and lightheartedness help us with morale, creativity, energy, communication, and — in the end — productivity.<span>  </span>It was unbelievably cool to share this message with Microsoft Finance.<span>  </span>But it was even cooler to see that they “got it.”</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>Thanks So Much, MFNA!</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span><strong><a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com">Brad Montgomery</a><br />
Microsoft Fan, Washington Motivational Speaker, Nerf Enthusiast</strong></span>
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<p class="MsoNormal">PS.  Microsoft gets so much bad press.  I suppose it is impossible not to have some detractors if you&#8217;re that big, and that omni-present.  [After all, how many companies have actually changed the entire world besides Microsoft?]  It&#8217;s impressive.   When you&#8217;re there in person, working with the individuals who make up a part of this massive organization, it&#8217;s hard not to leave impressed.  </p>
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		<title>Is EVERYBODY happy, Mr. Motivation?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brad Montgomery</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was speaking to a potential client on the phone today  and I was impressed with some of the questions she asked me.  I was amazed at the quality of her questions.  It was clear that this woman had a clear plan in mind when she started to choose and select her motivational speaker.</p>
<p>Most of her questions were centered around my experience;  basically she wanted to make sure I had lots of it.  Tons of experience.   And I was impressed with her questions.  And it struck me that she — perhaps without knowing it — should teach a short class in how to <strong>Make Sure Your Speaker Has a Proven Track Record</strong>.  She wanted to make sure I:</p>
<p>•Am a motivation speaker with a long list of happy clients.<br />
•Consider booking only speakers who have earned thier CSP  (<a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/csp.html">Certified Speaking Professional</a>&#8230; this is a pretty big deal.)<br />
•That I am a speaker who can provide RECENT references.   And that ALL of my recent clients are happy clients.<br />
•That I am a speaker who&#8217;s clients are not only numerous, but go back a LONG way.  (She wanted to make sure that I had experience over time.)</p>
<p>What a great idea.  It reminded me of how my wife and I engaged a construction firm to re-do our kitchen.  We did check references, but we did not ask for the firm&#8217;s Six Most Recent clients.  We should have done just that.   That contractor was a nightmare.</p>
<p>He had references, but heck&#8230; anybody who has been in any business a few years can find happy clients.  What I should have checked was this:  are ALL of his clients happy?  At least the ones in the last year?</p>
<p>So when this perspective client wanted more than clients&#8230; she wanted recent clients &#8230; I was impressed.  And totally thrilled to give them to her.</p>
<p>Bottom line:   book a speaker with a <a  href="http://www.bradmontgomery.com/motivational-speakers/testimonials.html">LONG and PROVEN</a> track record.  (Of course.. I&#8217;d love it if you book me. : )</p>
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