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Win a copy of Hooked on Humor simply by posting a funny caption.
Winning is easy peasy:
1. Post a caption (and read the others) here on my blog. (Scroll Down!)
2. We’ll have two winners. The author of the funniest caption, and another winner chosen randomly from all entrants. (So if your idea isn’t that funny, post one anyway. Who knows?!)
3. There’s no third one. See? It’s easy.
So what are you waiting for. Scroll down and leave a funny caption to the photo as a comment below.
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Brad Montgomery
Motivational Speaker, Inspirational Speaker, Gaga Fan
So talented she can sing a rock concert to thousands of fans, and clean a toilet bowl simultaneously.
Gaga’s got nothing on Puff Braddy!
I’m so funky!
Do I see a run in your pantyhose?
Hey baby, what’s shakin?
She really digs me!
My sign language is a little rusty but I’m saying ” I’m an animal, animal.”
“Brad, you’ve messed up the gang signs again! It’s time for your spanking!”
Sadly, Brad couldn’t have picked a worse time to demonstrate his apparent world-renown “Buck Roger’s Spaceship Dogfight” impression.
looks like you are about to fall off the Edge of Glory back there, Brad!
Where’s the Beef?
Unless you’re the lead sled dog, the view is always the same.
And the little boy asked me, “Why are you throwing starfish into the ocean.”
Frank n beeeaaannns!!!
It was a simple request: Brad, light the fire baton. But could you just do it? Just flip your Bic and light the baton? Noooooooooo.
Bathrooms were crowded during the break
Queue’s were so long even we wait
It’s getting painful
Wee need to go go
Stars must have bathrooms
Or you get no show!
Old dog, new trick.
Watch out for that swiffer duster, boys!
Okay, so we complete the dance ritual and then we get to roast marshmellows? I’m in!
Expelliarmus! Stand back Harry Potter, my wand has a hairdo…like Mark Twain!
Sure looks like a girl from here!
Brad Montgomery – Connecting Happiness at Work to Her Bottom.
“Finish cleaning the toilet already, cause I’ve got to go real bad!”
Wow, her butt floss is working!
Gaga prepares to shine up Brad’s White Man’s Overbite.
Damn… Gaga has horrible smelling farts.
I can’t believe I’m actually here with…. LADY GAGA!!!!
I can’t wait to blog about this experience!!!
Check out those groovy shoes! Just my style!
Wow! Now I know what Marilyn Monroe felt like!
That so sweet of her to have special people on her stage…you have the white guy who thinks he is special (too bad wrong kind of special), the black guy in tight tight 80′s jeans doing lunges, and then the magical gaga with her wand controlling the fans…sad what our society has come to lol
The best gig ever! No lyrics to learn! Ooo ahh ooo na na, ooo ahh ooo na na….
Where is the other end of my Q-Tip? Oh, there it is wearing a suit and sun glasses.
The glasses – I’m holding out for #5 but 3 looks best on you.
PS: IF you are ready to laugh, Jacquie and I premier on NatGeo’s “Doomsday Preppers” Tuesday (3-27).