Jan 29 2010
I took this photo while going through Denver International Airport. Got this shot off before a TSA guy “asked” me to knock that off. (I wanted to get one from a different angle, but couldn’t get the guy to let me. (I did make the TSA guy laugh…but I couldn’t get him to “look the other way.” Goodie…. chalk one up for safety!)
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17 Comments »
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I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.
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Forgive me Father, for I have screened.
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I can’t fly, I haven’t got my wings. (Clarence , it’s a wonderful life)
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Forgive me Father…but I’m just a cop with a big stick!
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Forgive me Father….but I’m just a cop with a big stick!
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That?!? That is the Da Vinci code?
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I’m pretty sure this wand beats rock, scissors AND paper.
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That’s not a gun!
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Listen father, I don’t care how much you pay me, I am *not* going let you use the x-ray scanners on that girl over there.
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“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope”
“These are not the Droids you are looking for”
“and then when I was 13…”
“Thou shall not pass!”
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I vote for the late entry “. . .and then when I was 13. . . .”
Classic. Or so my Catholic friends tell me.
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this one made me laugh (in a very irreverent way of course)….”I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.”









Ok, I’ll start: “Holy #$%&*! Father, what is that!?”
29 January 2010 at 10:47 pm