I took this photo while going through Denver International Airport. Got this shot off before a TSA guy “asked” me to knock that off. (I wanted to get one from a different angle, but couldn’t get the guy to let me. (I did make the TSA guy laugh…but I couldn’t get him to “look the other way.” Goodie…. chalk one up for safety!)
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Ok, I’ll start: “Holy #$%&*! Father, what is that!?”
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have purposely held up countless people for no good reason today.
I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.
Forgive me Father, for I have screened.
I can’t fly, I haven’t got my wings. (Clarence , it’s a wonderful life)
…. for I have screened? Freaking hilarious!
Who’s got another one?
Forgive me Father…but I’m just a cop with a big stick!
Forgive me Father….but I’m just a cop with a big stick!
That?!? That is the Da Vinci code?
I’m pretty sure this wand beats rock, scissors AND paper.
That’s not a gun!
Listen father, I don’t care how much you pay me, I am *not* going let you use the x-ray scanners on that girl over there.
What a crack up! Too many great choices. Peeps….who should win? Who else has one?
“No, I DON’T want to pray father. I just need you to empty your pockets.”
“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi you’re my only hope”
“These are not the Droids you are looking for”
“and then when I was 13…”
“Thou shall not pass!”
I vote for the late entry “. . .and then when I was 13. . . .”
Classic. Or so my Catholic friends tell me.
this one made me laugh (in a very irreverent way of course)….”I don’t care if it is the body of Christ, you are not taking that on the plane.”
‘Against such things there is no law.’
Father, I’ve benn a baaaddddd boy. Now hit me with the stick and then I’ll hit you. You want some gloves for later?