I got a kick out of this funny tee shirt. What cracks me up is how this shirt isn’t far from the truth.
Would you have the guts to wear it to a community college?
How else could you offend the “hand that feeds you?” What is the worst tee shirt you could imagine wearing at work?
How about:
- My Manager is Insecure and Incompetent.
- If (insert your company/organization here) was stupid enough to hire me, how good could they really be? Or: Home Depot is desperate enough to hire even me
How about for folks in retail:
- Nobody who works here uses the crap we sell. (For example, if you work for Ford, your shirt would be “Everybody at Ford drives a Chrysler.”)
Or for restaurant workers:
- This hell hole barely passed the heath inspection.
How far could YOU go to slam your workplace? When does a slam turn from funny to offensive? Let me know.
PS. My brother is a college counselor / advisor, and I doubt even he could get you into school if you can’t spell community college.
