Comments on: This Meeting Sucks! How can we save it?

By: Ray Mohr

Ray Mohr — Wed, 11 May 2011 14:00:54 +0000

Lion to woman–Ca’mon these conjugal visits are getting really embarassing…

By: Kathy Jo

Kathy Jo — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:26:33 +0000

Two eyes and a mouth; nothing else required.
“As long as you have two eyes and a mouth nothing else is required to add humor to your meeting”.

By: Chris Loomis

Chris Loomis — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:44:09 +0000

Watch the tongue baby!

By: Chuck Behrens

Chuck Behrens — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:33:20 +0000

“ERHHHHHHHH–COURAGE!”

By: Diane Thomas

Diane Thomas — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:01:47 +0000

Hey Aida, I know you liked your men hairy, but really????

By: Debbie Iancu-Haddad

Debbie Iancu-Haddad — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:34:27 +0000

- Please Do NOT FEED THE ANIMALS…

- You know.. I didn’t say anything when you slept with all my friends, my brother and my buisness partner but you have to draw the line somewhere…

- Lion: “Yep, They’re real”.

By: banquet manager

banquet manager — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:47:44 +0000

Lady to lion – “Here, let’s see if this works, I’ll suck you right out of this cage”.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager

By: asep

asep — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:43:34 +0000

Try something hard, can makes you below ordinary people

By: William Reed

William Reed — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:03:44 +0000

Certs is TWO, TWO, TWO mints in one.

(They don’t pay me enough for this line of work)

By: Sarah Raulerson

Sarah Raulerson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:20:30 +0000

I’ll be out soon baby! These bars won’t hold me back forever!

By: Susanne DeFabiis

Susanne DeFabiis — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:45:01 +0000

So this what was behind door number 3

By: Harry Mann

Harry Mann — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:23:59 +0000

Let me Go, I said only 1 night.

By: Ken Goldberg

Ken Goldberg — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:30:32 +0000

You don’t taste like Tony the Tiger!

By: Jeff Jensen

Jeff Jensen — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:57:24 +0000

Ma’am, this will have to be the last time.

By: Donna

Donna — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:22:27 +0000

“Get a Room”

“Mom, is that what you mean when you talk about why heavy petting before marriage is bad?”

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size.”

“I thought the sign said no feeding the animals?

“Mom, I thought you said it wasn’t good to play with your food?

“Look inside your self Simba, you are more than what you have become, Remember who you are…. “

By: Bobbi G

Bobbi G — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:24:18 +0000

(woman) What part of NOT FRENCH don’t you understand?

By: John

John — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:30:11 +0000

His paws are gentle but oh so rough!

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:20:27 +0000

Ok, one more, but leo this is the last time…. I think Juan suspects something.

By: Dennis Buchanan

Dennis Buchanan — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:55:12 +0000

“I need to check what I put for my profile on e-Harmony.com”

“Have to stop wearing polka dots…gives the beasts the wrong idea”

By: excelyap

excelyap — Sat, 26 May 2007 11:05:05 +0000

beauty and the beast.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:07:13 +0000

King Karl Kissed A Kook

Loony Lady Loves a Lion

Lady Kisses Lion: Lives to tell Story.
Lion kisses Lady: gets laughed at by friends.

By: Laxmikant

Laxmikant — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:12:10 +0000

Love has no BARS; no age bar, no sex bar, no money, no religion and now no species……!!!

By: Michael Cortes

Michael Cortes — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 14:40:03 +0000

You may now kiss the bride.

By: Keisha Truevillian

Keisha Truevillian — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:15:14 +0000

I told you you could get ANYTHING at Walmart!

By: Tara Kennedy

Tara Kennedy — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:09:47 +0000

Love at first “bite”

By: Peggy Aucoin

Peggy Aucoin — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:56:26 +0000

- It takes a WOMAN to tame a beast!!!

- (Lion) If I give you a kiss, will you let me out of this cage?

- Ooo—You are the KING!!!

- (Woman) Hey, can I have my gum back please???

By: Pure Romance by Patrice Walborn

Pure Romance by Patrice Walborn — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:46:58 +0000

“Wow…those pheromones really do work!”

By: Jesse Felix

Jesse Felix — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:53:24 +0000

I’ll give you here kitty, kitty, kitty.

By: Greg Wilson

Greg Wilson — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:02:47 +0000

“Hey buddy, not on the first date.”

“I don’t care if you are king of the jungle. You watch that tongue of yours!’

“Hey pal, have you been chewing on sandpaper.”

“What d’ya mean welcome to Honolulu? This is Africa buster!”

By: Brett L. Phillips

Brett L. Phillips — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:28:23 +0000

Note to self…no more liverwurst for lunch.

By: Steve Smith

Steve Smith — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:48:53 +0000

Not now, my husbands/boyfriends looking!

I didn’t know lions kept thier cycs closed when they kiss.

MMMM-I hope no one is looking.

By: Jenny Herrick

Jenny Herrick — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:40:46 +0000

“We’ve got to quit meeting like this!”

By: Hermann Schulze

Hermann Schulze — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:33:18 +0000

She wasn’t lion – she did kiss a king!

By: Hermann Schulze

Hermann Schulze — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:32:40 +0000

The latest in Diversity Training –
leading by example – this “king” facilitator shows the other animals that people are animals too!

By: Brian

Brian — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:28:00 +0000

Kiss a frog, get a prince
Kiss a lion, get a King

By: Palmo Carpino

Palmo Carpino — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:59:57 +0000

So… who won?
You did say that it is volume that counts, right?

Brad, thanks for a great site and newsletter.

Palmo Carpino
Calgary, Alberta

By: renee

renee — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 22:32:04 +0000

CAPTION FOR WOMAN AND LION

“I WONDER WILL SHE FIT THROUGH ?”

By: Peggy Fernandez

Peggy Fernandez — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:22:34 +0000

Lion: “You’re right. They DO taste like chicken!”

By: Brian Viscusi

Brian Viscusi — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:01:22 +0000

Caption for woman and lion photo –

“Thank heavens for conjugal visits!”

By: Palmo Carpino

Palmo Carpino — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:19:08 +0000

Woman and Lion photo

- you have a little somehting right there. Here, let me get that for you.
- this is how they do it in the French Congo
-you are a cagey beast
- I wonder if his eyes are closed too?
- One one thousand, Two one thousand, Three
- Sigfried and Roy will never know…or care
- Carnivore, Shmarnivore. Just lick me you fool.

By: Barry

Barry — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:07:07 +0000

A caption for the woman and lion:

I tried the frog last time!